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dj_excy
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 Posted - 2005/02/27 : 14:27:38
>Instructions on how to clean your toilet
>1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
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>2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
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>3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
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>4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
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>5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".
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>6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
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>7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
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>8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.
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>9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
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>Sincerely,
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>The Dog
chill out and take some hash coz excy's out 2get ****in mashed!!
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Fishy
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Posted - 2005/02/27 : 15:34:12
Poor cat lol
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whispering
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Posted - 2005/02/27 : 16:39:12
Lets keep these jokes in one thread. Cause ATM if people dont want to read them, they have no way to identify the topics before reading.
So in the future post jokes to that topic ->
http://www.happyhardcore.com/forums/topic.asp?whichpage=15&TOPIC_ID=13663
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xx_lucy_xx
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Posted - 2005/02/27 : 17:21:33
  
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swansea247
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Posted - 2005/02/28 : 00:45:21
good advice of taking care of your pussy (cat)
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dj_excy
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Posted - 2005/02/28 : 09:26:31
quote:
Originally posted by whispering:
Lets keep these jokes in one thread. Cause ATM if people dont want to read them, they have no way to identify the topics before reading.
So in the future post jokes to that topic ->
http://www.happyhardcore.com/forums/topic.asp?whichpage=15&TOPIC_ID=13663
sorry dude i will post them in there from now on :)
chill out and take some hash coz excy's out 2get ****in mashed!!
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SixFeet
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Posted - 2005/02/28 : 17:23:16
i might try that with the next cat i find trying to take a dump in my gardens, ****ing hate cats
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Sean Apollo
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Posted - 2005/03/01 : 23:34:16
Go doggg go dooog
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